Flood of SMSs

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1. Missing You SMS

*Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
*Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
*Within you I lose myself...Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again.
*Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair.
Your absence has gone through me Like thread through a needle Everything I do is stitched with its color.
*What shall I do with all the days and hoursThat must be counted ere I see thy face?How shall I charm the interval that lowersBetween this time and that sweet time of grace?
*Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will.
*No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.


2. Cool SMS Collection

*Tere liye chand kyaSitaro ko bhi tod dungaTu sadhi ke liye ha kahoGhar walo ko kyaGhar wali ko bhi chod dunga
*Its funny when people discuss overLove marriage and arranged marriageIt is like asking a person if he wouldLike to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
*Osama to big B: How are you??Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
*Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon.Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
*Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
*Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
*Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aaoLerki : Sandle utaron kya?Larka : Stupid ye mandir nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
*Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
*Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?Customer : Kumar’s.S.M : Which after shave do y use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?C : Kumar’s ?S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?C : Kumar’s.S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?C : No, he is my room mate.
*Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
*Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
*1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungiMaa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungiMaa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
*Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khayaTo kisi ne kasam khai haiHum wo majnoo haiJis ne sirf laat khai hai

3. Funny SMS

*THANDI HAI COFEE, GARAM KAR LO,IS PATHAR DIL KO THODA SA NARAM KAR LO,AAP KE HOTE HUE, INBOX KHALI HAI,THODI SEE TO YAAARON, SHARAM KAR LO.
*CHAND PE KALI GHATA CHATI TO HOGI,SITARON KO MUSKRAHAT AATI TO HOGI,TUM LAAKH CHIPAO DUNIYA SE MAGAR,AKELE ME TUMHE, APNI SHAKAL PE HASI AATI TO HOGI.
*HAR INSAN KI EK ALAG PEHCHAN HOTI HAI,HUMARE SMS KI EK ALAG SHAAN HOTI HAI,HAR KISI KO HUM NAHI KARTE SMS,PER JIS KO KARTE HAIN USME HUMARI JAAAAN HOTI HAI.
*WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,I READ YOUR SMS...................WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,I CLOSE MY EYES......................WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON...........
*BANDAR KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI,.....PAPA - PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HAI,PAPA BOLA, BETI THODA INTEJAR KARO,......DULHA ABHI SMS PADH RAHA HAI.
*AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR.......................................
HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
*PYAAR KAR TO KISI EK SE KAR,HO SAKE TO KISI NEK SE KAR,JAB TAK NA MILE KOI SACHCHA DILDAAR,KAM SE KAM TRY TO HAR EK SE KAR....................


4. Dosti SMS

Dost hain to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,Dost na ho to mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai....Sara khel to dosti ka hai,Warna arthi aur baarat ek saman hoti hai....
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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti haiDilldari dosto ki shaan hoti haiKahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mereYahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai
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Har kali tujse khusbhu udhar mange,Har aftab tujse roshni udhar mange,Tum dosti aesi karo kiHar koi tumari dosti udhar mange....
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Bewafaa se pyar nahi hota,Marne ke baad intezaar nahi hota,Dosti dekh kar karna mere dost ,Har dost hamari tarah wafadaar nahi hota.......
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Woh nadiyaan nahi thi aansu the mere,Jis par mere Dost kashti chalate rahe...Manzil mile unhe yeh chahat thi meri,Isliye hum aansu pe aansu bahate rahe...
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Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti,Humari hi waha pehchan hoti,Bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se,Kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.
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Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jina nahi chahte,Dur tum se hoke ab rehna nahi chahte,Yun to dost bahut bane iss zindagi me,Par aap jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte.
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Teri palko par khwaab rakh gaya koiTeri sanso pe naam likh gaya koiChalo waada raha tumseBhool jana hume agar humseAhcha dost tumhe mil gaya koi...
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Vaise to kayi dost hai hamareJaise aasman me hai kai taarePar aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hainJiske samne fike padte hai saare sitare..
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Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahi milta,Har bagh ko phool ka dular nahi miltaMaine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,Har insaan ko aap jaisa yaar nahi milta.
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Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah,aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah,kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se,unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah......
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Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka naata hai,Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai...Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nahi,Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata hai...
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Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain...
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Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge......Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.....Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana........Mar bhi rahe honge to Khudase mohlat lekar aayenge
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Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle ...Aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki.......Is zamin par utarne se pehle....
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Shaam ki tanhai mein kho na jana,Kisi ki masti mein doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni maanzil ko paakar is dost ko bhul na jana.....
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KHUS NASEEB HO AP ,JO HUM IS DOSTI KO ITNI SIDDAT SE CHAHTE HAIN,VARNA HUM TO VO HASTI HAINJO KHAWOON MAIN B APPOINTMENT SE AATE HAIN
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Woh ek dost jpo rishtey mein kareeb sa lagta hai,Bahut pass hai dil ke phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi khat ya telephone uska,Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hai
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Aisa saathi chahiye..jo..hume apna maan sake....Humaare har dukh ko jaan sake...Chal rahe ho hum tez baarish mei...Fir b paani mei se aansuuuo ko pehchaan sake..
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Dosti ki daastaan jab waqt sunayega....Tumhe bhi ek shaks yaad aayega.....Bhool jaaoge zindagi ke saare gham,,,Jab mere saath bitaya hua ek-ek pal yaad aayega.
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Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,Karte ho dosti jab kisi se,To us dost ko kabhi rone na dena.
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Khuda ne poocha mujse..Shakil tu dosto me itna kyon khoya hai???To dil se ye aawaz aayee.....k aye khuda.....Doston ne hi to dee hai khushiyaaan.....Warna pyar karke to dil sirf roya hai.....
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Dua hai jaan ki ek hi ghar me rista hamara ho,Agar dil tera dadke tho dhadkan hamara ho,Agar asu tera nikle to akha hamari ho,Agar sans teri ruhke to maut hamara ho...
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Nafratse Mohabbat Me Judai Hoti Hai...Pyar To Humesha Bewafaee Hoti Hai......Humare Taraf Haath Badhakar To Dekho....Dosti Me Kitnee Sacchai Hoti Hai.......:
*********************************************************Zindagi humari itni roshan na hotiAgar aap ye gulshan abaad na karte,,,,,Mana hum baat nahi karte hai..Iska matlab ye nhi ki hum aapko yaad nahi karte hai
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Dost to ruksat ho jaate hai....Par kuch yaaddoon k daaayre ban jaate hai...Bhuul jana to insaan ki fitrat hai...Par kch dost yadoo me bass jaate hai..
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5. Life SMS

1) Each moment in a day,has its own value, Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,wish u find them all today nforever
2) "You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your WORTH."
3) Superb thought: "Real Tears are not those that fall from the Eyes and cover the Face... But those that flow from the Heart and cover the Soul"
4) Morning are God's way of saying, "one more time!" live life,make a difference, touch one heart,encourage one mind and inspire one soul. good morning
5) Man ask to GOD- whats love?God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the bestone. I went back but could not find it there.GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.So never let ur love go!!
6) Evryday , a deer awakens knowing it must outrun d fastest lion or b hunted 2 death .Evryday 2 , a lion awakens knowing it must outrun d slowest deer or starve 2 death .In dis lyftime , it doesn't matter whether u're a deer or a lion. Wen d sun rises , u shud be running at ur best. .
7) There is no fear in luv. But perfect luv drives out fear, bcoz fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in luv.
8) When asked "What is Forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely reply:"Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"...Tc..
9) Heart told 2 da eyes, "Pls see less bcoz u wll see and I'll suffer a lot." da eye replied, "Feel less, bcoz you'll feel and I'll cry a lot!".
10) World is a Theatre,Our life is a Movie,God is the Director,Nature is the Producer,U r the HeroEnjoy the Life.
11) "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"


6. SMS Abbreviations

AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATK At The Keyboard
ATM At The Moment
A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BAK Back At Keyboard
BBL Be Back Later
BBS Be Back Soon
BFN/B4N Bye For Now
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BTW By The Way
B4N Bye For Now
CU See You
CUL8R See You Later
CYA See You
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FC Fingers Crossed
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
GAL Get A Life
GG Good Game
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GR8 Great!
G9 Genius
IC I See
ICQ I Seek you
ILU I Love You
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LMAO Laugh My Ass Off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LTNS Long Time No See
L8R Later
MTE My Thoughts Exactly
M8 Mate
NRN No Reply Necessary
OIC Oh I See
PITA Pain In The A*8
PRT Party
PRW Parents Are Watching
QPSA? Que Pasa?
ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
SK8 Skate
STATS Your sex and age
ASL Age, Sex, Location
THX Thank You
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!
TTYL Talk To You Later
U You
U2 You Too
U4E Yours For Ever
WB Welcome Back
WTF What The F...
WTG Way To Go!
WUF Where Are You From?
W8 Wait...
7K Sick

SMS Meanings -

:-) Smiley
(-: Also smiling
:) Smiling without a nose
:' ) Happy and crying
:-( ) Smiling with mouth open
8-) Smiling with glasses
[:-) Smiling with walkman
:-)8 Smiling with bow tie
{:-) Smiling with hair
d:-) Smiling with cap
C:-) Smiling with top hat
(:-) Smiling with helmet
:-)= Smiling with a beard
&:-) Smiling with curls
#:-) Smiling with a fur hat
:-D Laugher
;-) Twinkle
;) Twinkle, without nose
:-* Kiss
@}--\-,--- A rose
:-( Sad
:( Sad, without nose
:'-( Crying
:-c Unhappy
:- Angry
:-(0) Shouting
:-<> Surprised
%-6 Not very clever
:-( ) Shocked
:-~) Having a cold
:-o zz Bored
:-\ Sceptical
: @ Shouting
:-o Appalled
:-X Not saying a word
-I Sleeping
-O Snoring
%-} Intoxicated
:-v Talking
:-w Talking with two tongues
B-) Sunglasses
B:-) Sunglasses on head
8:-) Glasses on head
{:-) Toupee
}:-( Toupee blowing in the wind
=:-)= Uncle Sam
<:- Monk / Nun
:^) Broken nose
-:-) Punk
@:-) Using a turban
:=) Two noses
:-# Razes
<-) Chinese
:-{) With a moustache
:-{} Lip stick
:-? Smoking a pipe
:-( Very angry